Don’t make fun

Feet don’t see the light

Don’t give them a freight

Make sure you treat them right.

Life’s a bitch

By Amanda Eaton

Life is a bitch

When you end up in a ditch

See people for who they are

See your future from afar.

Life is a bitch

When you have that sinking nitch.

Look at what you could’ve been

Give me something before I’m seen.

Life is a bitch

Life is a sales pitch

Don’t sell yourself short

Be sure to get that grade A report

Life is a bitch

Doing laundry is such a stitch

Fix that button; make sure it’s right

Put the dinner on, food in sight.

Life is a bitch

When you get yourself hitched

Then come babies, and your sunk

Make sure that thing stays in his trunk

Life is a bitch

When you’re old and look like a witch

Son and daughters all grew up

Left alone to die

Life’s a bitch